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Ups and Downs

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"Ups and Downs" is a song by The Residents, the twenty-first track (and first Side B track) on the Commercial Album, released on October 29th 1980 by Ralph Records. It features vocals by The Residents' frequent collaborator Snakefinger. Like the other songs on the Commercial Album, "Ups and Downs" is exactly one minute long; an earlier three-minute version of the song (with two additional verses and vocals by The Singing Resident) was later released on the outtakes compilation Residue of The Residents in 1983. A seeming attempt at abbreviating this original extended version down to one minute is titled "Elevator Lady" and featured on the pREServed edition of the Commercial Album.

Despite longstanding rumors of a number of other "full-length" versions of Commercial Album songs, "Ups and Downs" remains the only song from that album to have an earlier extended version surface in the decades since its release.

Music video

A music video for the song was created by French animator Cédric Mercier for the Commercial DVD in 2004.

Lyrics

Commercial Album version

She was opening up an elevator
on a rainy day;
Sitting on a little stool
and looking far away.
I asked if she would like to take me
to another floor;
She laughed and said she probably would
and then she closed the door.[1]

Residue version

She was opening up an elevator
on a rainy day;
Sitting on a little stool
and looking far away.
She said she often went to sleep
and dreamed about a prince;
The prince was sad and lonely
and he seldom made much sense.
Once he turned and stared at her
and then removed his coat;
She said that he was much too thin
and then I cleared my throat;
I asked if she would like to take me
to another floor;
She laughed and said she probably would
and then she closed the door.[1]

List of releases

List of versions

  1. 1.0 1.1 Grove Street studio recording, late 1979 - album version (1:00)
  2. 2.0 2.1 2.2 Grove Street studio recording, c.1979 - original version (3:06)
  3. Animated short by Cédric Mercier, 2004
  4. Abbreviated original version, titled "Elevator Lady"
  5. 2021 RDX mix, part of "COMS 1-3 RDX Suite (pt.2)" (at 16:40)
  6. Radio ad (1:00)

See also

Buy or Die!

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Commercial Album
(1980)

Side A:
"Easter Woman" · "Perfect Love" · "Picnic Boy" · "End of Home" · "Amber" · "Japanese Watercolor" · "Secrets"
"Die in Terror" · "Red Rider" · "My Second Wife" · "Floyd " · "Suburban Bathers" · "Dimples and Toes" · "The Nameless Souls"
"Love Leaks Out" · "Act of Being Polite" · "Medicine Man" · "Tragic Bells" · "Loss of Innocence" · "The Simple Song"

Side B:
"Ups and Downs" · "Possessions" · "Give It to Someone Else" · "Phantom" · "Less Not More" · "My Work Is So Behind" · "Birds in the Trees"
"Handful of Desire" · "Moisture" · "Love Is..." · "Troubled Man" · "La La" · "Loneliness" · "Nice Old Man"
"The Talk of Creatures" · "Fingertips" · "In Between Dreams" · "Margaret Freeman" · "The Coming of the Crow" · "When We Were Young"

Personnel
The Residents · Fred Frith · Snakefinger · Don Jackovich · Chris Cutler
Sandy Sandwich · Mud's Sis · Nessie Lessons · Lene Lovich · David Byrne · Brian Eno

Related works
"Electronic Elaborate Waste" · "Kraftwerk" · "Cosmetics For Reality" · "Rosco's Righteous Rodent" · "Pretty Baby" · "Tuxedos"
"No Longer Unused" · "Instant Hostility" · "Elevator Lady" · "One Minute Movies" · Commercial Single ("Shut Up Shut Up" / "And I Was Alone") · "Boy In Love" · Minatures ("We're A Happy Family") · "Talkin' in the Town" · "Womb To Worm" · Greener Postures · "Theme For An American TV Show" · Ralph Radio Special · "Commercial Suite" · Commercial DVD · Commercial Album by The 180 Gs · The Commercial Single Commercials (In Mono) · Commercial Book (Commercial Album Radio Ads)

Related articles
Ralph Records · The Cryptic Corporation · Grove St. studio · Poor No Graphics · Buy Or Die 1980½ · Diskomo/Goosebump‏‏‎

Residue of The Residents
(1983)